HI GANG,
I didn’t realize that “Dee Dees Tee Gros Batou” would stir up so many comments. So I figured it deserved another blog. This blog is for two purposes: One: For a picture of “The Batou.” Every one start looking in all of your old pictures to see if ya'll may have one. I’ll do the same. However, I think that the picture I took and mounted on that piece of wood that I varnished and gave to Daddy is the only one that ever existed. But we may find it like in the back ground of another picture that was taken around the same time. I’ll be looking and I hope ya’ll will too. Another, however, is that I think the picture was offered to me and I turned it down saying it was for Daddy. It could have been thrown away because I didn’t want it at the time. Two: For more stories and adventures of “Dee Dees Tee Gros Batou.” I’ll start it off.
Let me start by saying that I believe that this “Batou” was the one that Daddy kept the longest. I know it’s the one that I had more fishing and shrimping trips in then any other. So here’s the first story which I know ALL of you either remember or heard about. And that’s the story he always blamed on Momma. It’s the story when Momma wanted to go fishing with him and he took her. Not that he agreed to but he had to or play H _ _ L for a long time when he got back. Get the picture ??? (LOL) Daddy backed up the “Batou” into the water and told Momma to keep her foot on the brake. YEA RIGHT, like she knew what a brake pedal was. I gave Momma her first driving lesson and believe me she had no idea what the difference was between the brake or the accelerator pedal. So before he could get back to the car after launching the “Batou” the car had backed up into the water and disappeared underwater. Ha Ha Ha Ha. But that wasn’t the funniest part. The “Batou” was just floating there still attached to the trailer but you could not see the trailer or the car. One of his fishing buddies came by who was returning from fishing and saw the “Batou” just floating there away from the bank and he asked Daddy, “Mai’ Frrrddie you need some hlp ??? You want me to bring yo both back to shore ?” Daddy responded by saying, “Mai’ non that’s alright I gottit ancored down REAL good.” Ha Ha Ha Ha, LOL,LOL,LOL,LOL. And he told me this without as much as cracking a smile, which made it that much funnier. GOD, I laughed rolling on the ground till I cried and cried with laughter. Daddy was really one
H _ _ L of a funny man. I’m crying right now just trying to blob this. I’m getting my key board all wet.
Hope ya’ll like this one.
Later, I have to go finish laughing. (LOL,LOL,LOL)
Peter
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OH, YES, I BELIEVE "EVERYONE" HEARD THIS STORY AND IS AS FUNNY TODAY AS IT WAS THEN! I REALLY DON'T REMEMBER THE BATOU BECAUSE I BELIEVE WE WERE IN HOUMA AT THE TIME SO I DON'T REMEMBER ALL OF THE STORIES ATTACHED TO THE BATOU. EXCEPT OF THIS ONE! LOL LOL LOL
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RONNIE
well I told my story on the last blog...
ReplyDeleteBut i did always believe daddy fixed that boat up with the cabin for me to have a place.
Now as an adult, I realize that he told me that because Uncle Luke just wouldn't leave him alone about it so he wasn't going to be proved wrong by his silly ol' brod-in-law and at least the littlest of his kids understood how stupid Uncle Luke was being, that it was a camp not a boat.
My child mind rathers the story like i remember it...
You know when I miss Daddy the most?
Whenever I am sick, it's always him that was with me the most....
even at 45 years old, when I am sick, it's him I long for the most,
isn't that weird that inside each of us is a little child that just won't grow up?
At least it's that way with me!
YOU KNOW AFTER ALL THESE YEARS, I STILL REMEMBER HOW WHEN I CALLED HOME WOW DAD WOULD ANSWER THE PHONE. "HELL0, BABY, WHEN ARE YOU BRING THE KIDS TO SEE US?" IT'S LIKE I CAN STILL HEAR HIS VOICE AND I DON'T WANT TO EVER LOSE THAT. NOW MOM WAS A LITTLE BIT DIFFERENT. ALTHOUGH I KNEW SHE WAS HAPPY TO SEE US SHE HAD CHILDREN THE SAME AGE AS MINE SO I DIDN'T HAVE AS MUCH HELP AS I WOULD HAVE LIKE TO. BUT I THANK HER TODAY BECAUSE IT'S BECAUSE OF HER THAT I TRY TO BE THE BEST GRANNY I CAN TO MY GIRLS AND GRANDCHILDREN. WHENEVER I CAN I LOVE TO HELP THE OUT AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE. ALTHOUGH, I FIND MYSELT DOING A LITTLE LESS THAT I WAS 10 YEARS AGO I GUESS I'M STARTING TO FEES MY AGE. LOLLOLLOL VERY SELDOM I COULD GO OUT BY MYSELF AND DO JUST ANYTHING I WANTED. BELIEVE ME I'M NOT COMPLAINING AND I WOULD DO THE SAME THING ALL OVER AGAIN. MY YOUNGER SISTERS HELPED ME WITH MY KIDS. MY GIRLS WERE SO EXCITED WHEN I SAID LETS CALL BY MOMMIE'S AND SEE IF THE "GIRLS" WANT TO COME SPEND A FEW DAYS WITH US. OF COURSE, THE DAYS BECAME WEEKS AND I WAS TRILLED BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE TO WORRY AS MUCH WHEN MY "LITTLE SISTERS" WERE AROUND. SO YOU SEE SISTERS, I HAD A MOTIVE WITH YOU'LL BEING WITH US!
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S MY STORY AND I'M STICKING TO IT!
LOVE YOU'LL
GRANNY/AUNT RONNIE/RONNIE
HOW HOW HOW
ReplyDeleteTHEM THEM THEM
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ReplyDeleteFEEL FEEL FEEL
ReplyDeleteDAMN SPELL CHECK DAMN SPELL CHECK DAMN SPELL CHECK
ReplyDeleteMy fondest memory of Daddy was when it would get so cold that there was ice, he would let us stay home from school. We'd put a blanket on the floor in the living room in front of the TV and watch game shows and soaps. Remember the rule, though, no school, no playing outside, but I didn't care because I so loved spending time with him. I also remember when I was working at Nolty Theriot and I received my first promotion and pay raise and he was the first one that I called to tell. He was so proud of me and I also remember that Each and Everytime we ended a conversation he always said, "Thanks for calling, Beb"...those words always made me feel so glad that I had called him. Whenever I was down or depressed or worried, I always called him because he could always, always make me feel better and make me laugh. When he first passed away I missed him so much that before I would go to sleep I'd think really really hard about him in hopes that I could see him in my dreams..sometimes it worked and sometimes it didn't. I do remember one dream in particular that he gave me a babydoll and kiss on the cheek and if there was ever a time that I wished I could sleep forever, it would have been in that dream. I think of that dream often...
ReplyDeleteWe had such a great time at the coffee yesterday. Thanks, everybody for sharing the day together!!
Love y'all,
C
Once Upon A Time,
ReplyDeleteI called Daddy and said I was coming in for the week end and asked if he would take me fishing. I was in school and didn't tell him this but I was out of money and out of food. I needed to catch some fish for food for me and The Guys I lived with. So he tells me that he is working on "The Batou" because he was having trouble keeping it running but he would finish the work before the week end so we could go fishing. I said "Daddy are you sure because we can do it another time." NO he said I'll finish it and we can go this week end. Like the rest of you these type of phone calls are the ones I remember to be very exciting to him. He always seemed so pleased with me when I asked him to take me fishing. Not borrow the "Batou," which he would have gladly let me, but for him to TAKE me fishing. Man, I think that made his whole week even if we didn't catch one fish. But of course that never happened when you went fishing with Daddy.
So I came in and he decided we would leave a little earlier than usual. Before daylight. I'm talking launch the "Batou" and be on our way before day break. He took it easy at first, testing the engine, made a couple of rounds back and forth until he was satisfied that we could go, so off we went, full speed ahead.
Daddy usually liked to be back home around 12:oo or 1:oo P.M. with all the fish you could stand to clean in one sitting. And we did just that. We caught about 2 ice chest of combined reds,speckle trout and a couple of other assorted fish. Ever thing was great, Except.
After crossing Catfish Bay and we first got into the channel the "Batou" died. Well Daddy started his speach to God which we have all heard before like,#@##%&$#@!^)*&^^%^$(*$@@!#&^*%$#%(^%^%##^(^%^%#^(%^$^%(&@#@$#%%(^%*%$*&#$#%$$)(*(*^%*&^%%%^%#$^%, so worth and so on. He knew more words to condem God then any other person I have ever known. Now ya'll know thats true. (LOL,LOL,LOL)
So when I could get a word in I asked him what he tought was wrong. "Mai, I know what's wrong, the G _ d D _ _ n spark plugs are filed out." So I say, and this was my mistake, "lets change them. Do you have extra spark plugs with us ??" "OH YEA I have all the ^%$*&^%#($^%$%(^%^ spark plugs in the world in my fishing box. BUT I was in such a hurry to leave this morning to test the "Batou" I forgot all my *&^$)(*^^$^%%^% tools." So, again my mistake, I asked what do you want to do ??? He tells me, put your line in the water and "FISH PETER FISH" I'm going to paddle. So again my mistake I say, "Daddy there's nothing to catch in the channel, why do you want me to put my line out." He responds by saying, "put your *&%%$&^^^*&%%&(%^& line in the water and “FISH PETER FISH."(LOL,LOL) OK OK, so I put my line in the water and he started paddleing. And he paddled, and paddled and I fished and fished. Then what seemed like forever, we heard a boat coming from behind us. Daddy trows the paddle in the bottom of the "Batou," grabes his fishing line and puts his line in the water. The boat slows down and it's some one Daddy knows. The man in the boat says to Daddy "Frrredie what u doing." "Mai, we fishing." "Mai Frrredid you know you can't catch anything this close to the boat launch." Now keep in mind we are still a good 3 to 4 miles to the boat launch. Daddy tells him "Mai I know dat,I'm teaching my son how to use his new fishing pole." "Oh, OK. I'm gone, see ya later." Again my mistake, I ask,"Daddy, why didn't you ask him to tow us in ???" He says "because that's (and now I don't know what name he gave,but he says,) if he tows me in every body in Golden Meadow by the end of the day will know I was broke down and HE saved me, There aint NO WAY...." "Daddy how about I swim and pull the boat as I swim." "You can't do that the wind is too strong and the boat is too heavy for you to pull." "Well how about I jump on the bank and pull the boat as I walk ??" "Peter the bank is marsh, you gonna sink down to your waist, you can't walk in that much less pull the boat." "What you wanna do, how we gonna get home ??" He tels me not to worry because if we don't make it home by a certain time Mom will call Uncle Luke and he will come looking for us. So I ask him about what time would Mom call him. He tells me,"Uncle Luke gets home about 5:00 or 5:30 she should call him by 6:00 but don't worry he'll be here before dark." Before dark, before dark, now I know he's loss his mind. So I ask him if he wanted me to paddle for a little or what does he want me to do ?? Again he tells me, "FISH PETER FISH." So I fished and fished and he paddled and paddled.
ReplyDeleteWe hear another boat approaching from a distance heading towards to boat launch. Daddy once again puts the paddle in the bottom of the "Batou" grabs his rod and real and cast it out. By this time I'm thinking to myself, if he turns down another tow I'm going to ask for a ride in because I'm tired of fishing. Daddy has his line in one hand and a rope in the other as he waves the boat down. I know he did this because he didn't recognize the boat or the people in it. The man ask,"you having some problems,can I help you ??" In perfect English Daddy says to him, "Yes Sir if you don't mind, I'm having trouble with my rig here and was wondering if you would be so kind as to give us a tow to the boat dock ??" "I don't mind but I don't have a tow rope." Daddy shows him the rope in his hand and tells him, "Oh I have one here already tied to the front of my boat,here catch." He throws him the rope. The man walks to the rear of his boat and as he starts tieing the rope Daddy turns to me and says, "PETER, I told you before you can't catch any fish this close to the dock and this man can't tow us in with your line in the water. Pull your line in, sit down so you don't fall over board and quiet wasting this mans time." Then he turns to the man and says, "You try to teach them the right way but some times it just takes time." And I'm thinking to myself he told me to "FISH PETER FISH." I knew then that I couldn't catch fish this close to the boat launch but didn't say any thing even if he was making me sound like a complete fool in front of this stranger.
ReplyDeleteOf course we made it back to the boat launch and back home. As Daddy prepares to clean our catch I began to do the same. He stops me and says that I must be tired and I should go take a nap. I told him I wanted to help. He told me I could help when I got up. I started to protest and he turns to me and says "GO SLEEP PETER SLEEP." I went take a nap. When I got up of course all the catch of the day was cleaned, put in zip lock bags and waiting for me in the freezer for my return trip to Lafayette.
Well to make a short story long. Those are the phone calls I remember to Daddy, which I believe he really enjoyed. But I also will never forget that particular trip and the words he said to me, "FISH PETER FISH." (You just have to LOL,LOL.)
There is another "Dee Dees Tee Gros Batou" story.
LUA,
WHAT A GREAT STORY! I COULDN'T STOP READING EVEN IF I WANTED TO. YOUR STORY CAPTURES DAD TO THE "T". I CAN JUST HEAR HIM "FISH PETER FISH"!
ReplyDeleteLOVE THE STORY!!!!!!!!!!!!1
LU
RONNIE
That daddy of our, what a piece of work!!!
ReplyDeleteHi Pop! I got on :)
ReplyDeleteHEY ALEENA, WELCOME! HOPE TO SEE SOME OF YOUR RESPONSES TO THESE BLOGS. WE REALLY HAVE A GOOD TIME!
ReplyDeleteBY THE WAY, WE ARE KEEPING MIKE IN OUR PRAYS!!
LU
AUNT RONNIE
yeah, and sorry I called him Steve, still don't know what I was thinking....
ReplyDeleteI know his name is Mike....
Thanks for the Monday laugh, Pete...oh, man can I just see and hear him, exactly the way you described!!! Hope you had a great weekend in Mississippi as Ted and I did...I cut lots and lots of grass and was in "Deer Heaven"...I just love that place!!!
ReplyDeleteGood day to everyone,
All my Love!!
C
P.S. It's Bingo Night and I'll pick up Mom...mmmmm...hot dogs n chili
okay, so i am not one to be online much, so i may only say hi once a week or so. believe it or not, pop was telling ME, a youngn', how to blog :) i think i finally got it strait. and i've been seeing those emails. YA'LL ALL CRAZY! hahaha but i love ya just the same. thanks for keeping MIKE in mind. gotta keep the online chatter quit but prayers are always welcome. talk to you later.
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BOY, IT SURE IS GOOD TO HEAR FROM YOU. JUST COME ON AND WRITE AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE. ARE YOU AND MIKE PLANNING TO COME HOME WHEN HE GETS BACK? PLEASE LET US KNOW SO WE CAN PLAN SOMETHING SO WE CAN GET TOGETHER. I JUST LOVE WHEN WE ALL ARE TOGETHER. FOR SO MANY YEARS WHILE YOU AND EMILY WERE GROWING UP WE DIDN'T SEE YOU'LL OFTER BUT BELIEVE I SPEAK FOR ALL OF YOUR BAYOU FAMILY YOU'LL WERE ALWAYS IN OUR THOUGHTS AND PRAYS AS MIKE IS NOW
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AUNT RONNIE
mike, who's mike....
ReplyDeletejust joking, just joking...
prayers always for the Steele family
I'll bet his real name is Michael Steven Steele!!
ReplyDeleteOK PETE THE BATOU SANK YEARS AGO. LETS COME UP WITH SOME NEW STORIES!
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